Puffin' Right

No joke. Today I saw a girl wearing this exact shirt. Coincidence? Of course not.

I knew I was on to something with puffins.

So, who's laughing now?
Oh. You're watching that episode of 30 Rock where Jack can't act and he doesn't know what to do with his hands and decides to eventually hold a coffee mug in each? Yeah okay, that one is pretty funny. So I guess we're both laughing. But my laugh is haughtier.

Dinner Jackets Required

Dinosaurs seem to be pretty popular these days. That's cool, those dinos, it's no denying they're pretty badass dudes.

But let's not overplay it. Why not give say, puffins, a chance? They're peculiar little guys. They're kind of like penguins, in that it looks like they're wearing tuxedos, or at least fancy dinner attire or something, and what's not to like about that? They're a classy little bird.

There is also Puffins, the cereal, but I don't really care about what you eat for breakfast. Unless you are making it for me. In which case I really love breakfast sandwiches with guacamole and chorizo, and eggs Benedict.

Also, did you know they are from the bird genus Fratercula? Whoa. That sounds kind of like Dracula. Maybe we under-estimated these guys?